More on doctor visits etc

I haven’t visited for a while because I’ve been in a state of limbo, trying to persuade my school that I did in fact leave while also going to a batch of incredibly useless doctor visits. In a nutshell:

“Hey doc, a shark bit my foot off last weekend. See, right there, it’s still wrapped around my leg? Can you help me with this?”

“Gosh, I see here you have a past history of anxiety and depression. Are you sure you don’t think your foot is missing because you’re depressed?”

“Well, uh, I don’t think so. See, that’s clearly a shark. He’s still biting my leg. Shit! This is really painful!”

“All right, I’m going to write you a prescription for Prozac and see you in 6 weeks. If the shark thing is still bothering you, we’ll talk then. Okay, bye! Say hi to your wife for me!”

“But, but, but…”


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